Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

(Source: chernovision)

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888)

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

scrEAMING

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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regretandchinesefood:

All this

(Source: orangeis)

psyducked:

now we’re talking

(Source: therussianlife)

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

Song:
Artist:
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Plays: 1211289

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

supernxturalfandom:

thethroneofasgard:

thethroneofasgard:

One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.

This is my legacy, the girl who said “Satan bless it” in church.

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