Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

giddytf2:

fits00z:

samanthagetsfit:

wow this just blew my mind. so beautiful.

needed that.

That is indeed a good one.

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coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)

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werewolf-queen:

EXCLUSIVE PANTS

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

(Source: jaidefinichon)

Song: Cr1tikal tells one of his most embarrasing stories
Artist:
Album:
Plays: 60334

thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

(Source: katara)

falconsandhawks:

our lovely female kestrel laying on the ground

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

thatstheriddle:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don’t let them sleep. Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say “if you don’t stop going on about how hot it is, I’m going to give you a reason to feel hot”.

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