Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

bluekomadori:

Mawile & Sableye C:

So I’m lame and I couldn’t keep up with the pokeddexy challenge so I made this drawing instead :P

My fav fairy type + fav single-stage pokemon

BTW I’m drowning in homework and I need to catch up with lots of things so I probably won’t make any new drawings in the next two(?) weeks I guess :’(

pokemonpalooza:

Artist: hou

mega-milk-titty-monster:

alleecat2:

Only 10??

fucking casual

(Source: brzywave)

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

(Source: saveyoursxlf)

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

tomtribbleston:

oreoofficial:

girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

i am girl i can confirm this

(Source: oreooficial)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

super-vani:

THAT’S a cake.